Hello and welcome to the Animal Humor part of this website. As you have probably already guessed, this is the section where my funny columns about animals go.
The Cubed Mouse is a little story about a mouse who had quite a misadventure when it tried to take up residence in my house.
They feel just like Gummie Bears! The "They" in that title is fake dog testicles. No your eyes do not deceive you. You did read that right. It seems scientist are replacing the testicles of dogs that had been neutered with silicone facsimiles that apparently feel just like Gummie Bears.
If you have taken The Tour, then you have probably already read Cat Scratch Fever. If you haven't taken The Tour, then this is the one about my sister's transvestite cat.
The next little story, Gagging The Dog is about a collie dog I had when I was in my teens, and what I did to him one night when I snuck out while grounded.
Taltos was a beautiful husky/wolf I owned during the mid 90's.
Entangled in the Web of Superstition is about a rather strange relationship I have with wolf spiders.