Welcome to Celebrity Humor From Beyond
This is the sections where, you guessed it, I put columns I have written about famous celebrities.
How Just How Much Fun Can You Have On A Bowflex? is one I wrote back in 1998 when the original Bowflex dude was doing the Bowflex commercials. Although the Bowflex dudes that have since taken his place are some very nice eye candy, as far as I'm concerned they don't compare to that first stud muffin they had.
How Fabio really gets the bird was written in 1999 when Fabio was struck by a bird by while riding a roller coaster.