Beyond Blonde's Mature Themes: adult humor satire parody and jokes

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If you are here and you are under the age of 18, then don't blame me if your morals get corrupted. Or if your mom and dad get mad as hell at you for being here!!.

Mature Themes Index

Bell Book & Vampyre
My first fantasy/horror adult, porn with a plot type short novel, is now available for your viewing enjoyment. Please note, this story does contain VERY Mature subject matter, adult language, graphic sex scenes, and violence. Please DO NOT click on the above link if you are not at least 18 years of age, 21 in some states, and/or you are easily offended by the above mentioned adult material.

How Kinky Are You?

NEW! Seductive Moments NEW!

In this section who will see how I combine the art of seduction with more than a touch of my own special brand of magick to create truly erotic moments for Larry and I. These glimpses of how I go about practicing the art of seduction are practical lessons in that art.

Seductress of the Web

Seductive moments are not as difficult to create as some think. Something as simple as a Halloween costume can set the stage for a very sexy seduction if one chooses the right costume and wears it with the proper attitude.

Subliminal Seduction From Beyond

Beyond Blonde opens her own School of Subliminal Seduction. Learn how you can use the art of subliminal seduction to make yourself a more interesting, entertaining and fun to be around type person.

Lesson I	Lesson V
Lesson II	Lesson VI
Lesson III	Lesson VII
Lesson IV

Regular Mature Themes Columns from Beyond Blonde

Get in touch with your inner reptile. It does a body good!

How agile and twisted are your little gray cells?

Why did Beyond Blonde go down yesterday? Beyond Blonde take a tongue in cheek look at hackers, hacking, and the vulnerability of her own and other web sites.

That Darn Video Beyond Blonde Discovers a porn tape bearing the same title as her byline. See how she takes a tongue in cheek look at having her byline emblazoned across the top of an adult video tape.

'Basic' Training

Don't Slap Her! and her a vibrator

Sexual Self-Help

Gimme a couple of cantelopes and some orange M&M's.

Moonstruck

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Sound Waves

IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED DON'T CLICK ON ANY OF THESE SOUND WAVES!

Here is a sound wave my son brought home to me after his 1st semester of college, before I learned how to do sounds myself. ;) It just cracked me up :).

Mom & Dad Wave 85kb Sound Wave

Girls, here is a sound wave that is perfect for PMS days, bad hair days, and any day you don't want to be messed with. *WEG*

Don't F*ck with me Fellows! 96kb Sound Wave