Hello, and welcome to my little place in
cyber space. Yes, that's really me in the
picture.
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I'm not sure what has brought you here. Or if you even know why you are here. I know sometimes I wind up on a website and wonder how the hell I got there? And what was it I was going to do there? If you are looking for, or are in need of a smile or laugh, the Great Horned Cyber God has been good to you because smiles and laughs are what it's all about here.
In 1996, under the byline of Beyond Blonde©, I started writing a light humor column in the local paper I was working for as an ad representative.
Eventually I was canned and banned from the local papers when the jawbone of the moral majority rose up and smote me because of a series of columns I wrote entitled, Beyond The Magick Carpet Ride. That series was all about coming of age during the 70's. The jawbone of the moral majority said it proved I was too salacious for newspaper print, and that I was promoting a lifestyle they didn't want to see promoted. Which was kind of odd since the whole point of the series of columns on coming of age in the 70's was that I didn't feel free love was really free, or that promiscuity was all that promising to a relationship back then, and hadn't change my mind much on that issue. Go figure.
By then I had already established my niche on the net, and continued publishing the weekly column here. The list of subjects I have covered in the weekly column includes, but is certainly not limited to, alien humor, both singularly and in groups, animal humor, Barbie humor, Betty Boop, Clinton (yes well, I had to), chat rooms, dog humor, dissenting socks humor, email, fanatics, fantasies, full moon humor, fuzzy duster humor, gophers, hedgehog humor, Indians, JFK (All the best blondes do him), killers, laundry humor, manifolds, monsters, Mr. Clean, nylons, office furniture fun, office help humor, perverts of all kinds, quail, reindeer, sex, spiders, talismen, the energizer bunny, transvestite cats, UFO's, virgins, vampires, wasps, waxers, werewolves, Xerox machines, Yanks, Zeus, and a multitude of other animals, minerals and vegetables.
I've also written a couple of fantasy erotica stories that have a male vampyre and a female witch as the two main characters. You will find those in the MatureThemes section.
G rated material can be found in G Rated section of the page.
The Tour is an excellent way to get a good look at the kind of humor I best like to write. And why I was once described as a cross between a stoned blonde Erma Bombeck and Lewis Grizzard on LSD.
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